Unknown Hottie (JR): Devon Werkheiser

20 year-old actor

Played Peter Parkes in "Greek."

He played Ned Bigby in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

He has been on American Dad!, Marmaduke , The Quinn-tuplets, Casper's Scare School and We Were Soldiers.

Imitating Justin Bieber on "Greek."

Present Laughter

"If she had a neck, I would wring it." - Noel Coward on Claudette Colbert

Eat Your Heart Out

"Too thin is too thin, especially when you get older and all the veins show...Diana Ross looks like she just arrived from Ethopia." - Dame Judith Anderson

Grace Under Fire

"She couldn't act, she was arrogant, anti-Semitic, and alcoholic, and talk about social climbing!" - Anne Baxter on Grace Kelly

Easy to Be Hard

"Roz Russell is hard as nails...She came up the hard way, and it shows." - Ann Sheridan

Business as Usual

"Miss Dunaway is not a professional at all! She's always late and doesn't know her lines. No, she is impossible and everyone in the industry knows it." - Bette Davis

We'd Like to Propose a Toast

"She was drunk. She showed up at ten o'clock in the morning for the first read-through, and she was bombed. She was drinking straight vodka from this silver flask, and she was drinking it in front of the kids. She was saying all the words, but it was like she was a robot. About lunchtime, Joan passed out cold, and that did it. As soon as she woke up, I fired her." - Lucille Ball on Joan Crawford

Life is Good

When you're fabulous. And you are, darlings!

Chain Reaction

Good Girl Gone Bad

What would Ned Nickerson have to say about this?

You Gotta Have a Gimmick

A cocktail and a fag always worked for us.

Battle of the Bulges

"In comes Lollobrigida, in August, with a copy Chanel suit. Black. Wool. And boots. In August. And lots of jewels. I always call her a Christmas tree." - Anita Ekberg

Blonde Ambition

"She's a legend in her own mind." - Jayne Mansfield on Mae West

Tale as Old as Time

"All the energies that used to go towards her husbands now go into preserving her own legend." - Ava Gardner on Lana Turner